You Might Be Drunk T-Shirt

If you can read this clearly... you’re probably not.

Introducing the ultimate test of your "just one beer" claim—the "You Might Be Drunk" tee, printed in intentionally blurry text to mess with tipsy eyes and sober minds alike. It’s the perfect blend of humor and hazy vision.

Warning: May cause people to squint and reevaluate life choices.

Whether you're out on the town or just vibing at the cookout, this shirt sets the tone: a little fuzzy, a lot of fun.

Product features

- Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing

- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention

- Twill tape shoulder tape for stabilization

- Classic fit for comfortable wear

- Ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean